Don't get me wrong, I love kids. And, one day, I would like to have a couple. However, a thought recently occurred to me... Children are like a sexually transmitted disease or sexually transmitted infection - however you care to look at it. I mean, if you don't use protection or have an accident, the woman first experiences no systems and then has a parasite living off of her for approximately 9 months. Then, to make matters worse, at the end of the 9-month period, a 8 pound (average) sack is excreted through her vagina! Sheesh, that sounds like one hell of an STD/STI!
My advice, keep it safe and clean people!
more visual references please!
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